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SCHOOL: SJI
AGE: 15
THINGS THAT I DO: DOTA, LEFT 4 DEAD!!!!, talk on MSN, game on XBOX, game on PSP, game on NDS, and not much, half my life i spend stoning soo thats kindof interesting, Sports~~running, basketball, work out... STONE STONE STONE STONE

Tan Ai Ling
JACQUES GUI~~JACKJACK!!!~ex 201
SAATI~ex 201
OCY~ex201
KIMBERLY
Alyssa Shahira
FOO CHIEUN WEI !!!! ~ex201
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IM JUST GONNA LEAVE the rest of the links there, they are my invisible frens.Those who want me to tag u tell me plz

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Images: veer

By post:

1. Best i've ever had
2. Resident Evil
3. Screwed up life
4. EPIC videos
5. EPIC FAILS
6. Charlie the Unicorn^^
7. Epic Chinese tuition
8. YEAH Exams are over
9. IM screwed
10. just random

By month:

1. February 2009
2. March 2009
3. April 2009
4. May 2009

ABAAJABLIAT!!!!! LOL i have a tendency to speak gibbersish this few days hahaha, no idea why. Anyways im quite happy today, thats because someone said he follows my blog HURRAY!!!! If that guy out there reads these, i bet you know who you are, ILOVE YOU DUDE, heres my kisses <3<3<3<3!!!!

HAHA today's japanese was freaking funny too. Jackques and I were making fun of the japanese and the scholars who were taking it too. When i interviewed jackques and some other people on why they took japanese, their first answer:" SOO THAT WHEN I WATCH HENTAI PORN, I CAN UNDERSTAND WHAT THE GIRLS ARE SCREAMING!!!" and they get totally excited about it. Yeah, that SJI is that not?

BAD things that happened today...
~~First one... during english lessons... i kept asking Mr Mok stupid questions, such as MR Mok do you believe in the Loch Ness monster? He got pissed and said, do you believe i will slap you if you dont shuddup.( I was like fine dont like my voice keep it that way)
~~Second thing, I think i did badly for my chinese test again and i have a bad feeling that i would fail as i didnt manage to complete the paper...worst of all, I havent even done a single chinese homwork since the end of term 1 and im lagging behind like crazy, including all the chinese test that are coming up the next few days, looks like i should be changing my attitude towards chinese!
~~Third and last thing, Andrew is down with fever again, her reason "dont know. may be its the expandng of my bones haha i'm growing taller" i mean WKOLIT(what kind of logic is that)!!! hahaha some people just wanne make themselves feel happier. I guess its because im too hot thats y she got the heat from me and came down with a fever ^_^ MTOL(my type of logic)

And time for a JC joke yipee, havent heard of one since the last last last post right

 What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Robin, get in the car.

Even blogging is a very sian thing, I have not been blogging for days because im feeling more sian than usual these days. Its practically impossible to share everything we've experiece whether good or bad, exciting or boring, none can actually make you feel everything they've gone through, even the best writer can't do that.

As usual, this few days i have been talking to andrew as well as playing left4dead. I have just discovered a website which allows you to download left4dead maps www.l4dmaps.com . It is just amazing, there are maps such as RESIDENT EVIL maps, CS maps and HALF-LIFE 2 maps which are playable on LEFT4DEAD.

I also get to know more of Andrew too, that some people just have a fetish for Charlie Browns!!! hehehe go touch ur charlie brown gal~~~I also talked to Yujing the past few days, and im being called a barney and a sick pervert...like wth!!! AND ONE MORE THING ANDREW IS SHY !!! LOL i audioed with him and its a one sided one. Im talking to the wall thats it, self amusment...

For E learning, hurray i did most of the stuff except biology worksheet 3, but when i did E learning i didnt do my school homework LOL, i still owe my chinese holiday hmwork btw !!! BYE BYE

HAHA im sorry that the dates are kindof screwed for my blog, thats because my mum loves pulling off the plug while im using my computer soo i have to rewrite the post for the previous day again. Although life is school is interesting with the usual crap me and my friends do, things at home is getting quite nasty. Hearing nice "music " from my parents has been a daily ritual, and pulling of internet plugs and power cables has been my parents favourite hobby everynight. It proves to be the best way to make me piss and to have be shuddup and sleep.

Worst still, some people just love pissing me off for no reason or another, they ask me to piss of, DUDE if ur reading my blog i would love to ask you to PISS OFF TOO and never come talk to me again... Sadly, i have not been talking much with Andrew too, maybe its because we have nothing better to talk about and because of my hectic schedules and pissing parents as well.

To tell you how pissing my parents are, i woke up today, went to brush my teeth and when i went back to my room, my mum was looking through my phone. Yeah thats how pissing, worst still, she thinks she knows everything about me, from my attitude towards chinese, to the people i sms too and to the friends i have. And i hate people who dont know stuff and act as they know. PURE EXTRAS TO THE BRINK OF RETARDATION!!!!!(dunno what im talking about)

Anyways i have been playing l4d on garena and to my surprise girls play too (im not trying to be sexist here). It was lots of fun, we were microphoning and she was shouting like some mad woman Hahaha. I guess we were playing see who dies first OR Who friendly fires first...

HURRAY 2moro is enrichment day, the day after is Elearning day, im soo glad that i can stone at home, the only thing that is bothering me now is the issues with my parents. SEE here they come to bug me again, and ive a bad feeling that my internet plug is gonna get pulled off soon, BYEZZ

Im soo happy to be back in school. I enjoy the times spent with my friends , the crap we do together is soo fun. We also started a topic on JEWS which was hilarious, but we dont mean to offend anyone btw. Its a really hectic week, on Monday i almost died during training because of the circuits, but looks like my hard work has paid off in that sense, im throwing close to 30metres woohoo all the way JC!!!!

JOKES time

why cant an ant take the bus?
cos he has no ez-link card.
why cant johnny take the bus?
cause he's an ant

HAHA thats all folks, im too busy too blog, probably during the weekends or if possible, during the days im free

SHIT i just went to the barber and OMG i have been jinxed. I have always amde fun of scholars and how toot they look, after having my hair cut i guess im no different from them. I think i better camp at home for a month or soo till my hair grows back cause i dont even have the face to step out of my house now...

You know how toot i look, even my slippers and the floor dun like me, they made me trip. luckily i was swift enough to regain composure quick, however it was soo embarrassing. Actually it doesn't really matter, when people look at me, they will go like:"Oh its a nerd in his own world, let him trip all he wants..."

THE BARBER was a super good guy man. I told him to cut the sides and the back and trim my fringe, he went to shave all of them off and left my fringe there, best of all i told him to cut the top a little shorter, he went to CUT HALF MY FRINGE. I was like WTF dude are you even a barber?

HAHA this post is dedicated to UNCLE BARBER!!!! For you making a difference in someones life........ IN A GOOD WAY (sacasm)

GOSH today is the last day of holidays, im really feeling bad. This holiday goes by real fast, time does not fly, it teleports. Soo much for completing my homework before the holidays begin, i have not even touch my lit and chinese homework yet( i mean the KAO CHA, i did my essay). Im beginning to worry about the exact same thing i worry about every start of a new term--- DID I FINISH ALL MY HOMEWORK?---- and whether i will get screwed for not completing my homework. TOo bad, this is life anyways, its full of turbulence, no matter how smooth sailing you think it might be.

I finally completed Left4Dead in approximately 2 days, it is quite a short game actually if you are a fast gamer who rushes through all the quest without staring at the disgusting zombie corpes and admiring the CG(computer graphics). What i hate most about the game is the "OPEN SESAME" part, where you have to freaking open doors and when something appears out out of the blue, trust me it will sure scare the shit out of you when you realised you are staring into something you would not want to see.

Im presently in a dillema whether to cut my hair or not. It sucks to know that i look a 101% toot in short hair, although i know i love going botak when i was young. Times have changed hahaha. Im now weighing the pros and cons and obviously SJI made it clear that there will be much more cons than pros
PROS
-look good for a day
CONS
-get screwed by teacher
-get screwed by discipline master
-get screwed by whoever who is of higher athority
-get to enjoy "UNCLE BARBER"(our school barber who is called down to give haircuts) shit hair cuts
-get to live the whole day in school itching all over

HAHA how is that man? I think im gonna go

Andrew told me something that further encourage me to go cut my hair

(ANDREW) There is a plan to make this all right. says:
*if you cut your hair now instead of 1 hour later

(ME) LEFT 4 DeAd is soo FUN ahaha but i'll nvr play it alone... ♥ says:
*hmm?

There is a plan to make this all right. says:
*your hair will grow back 1 hour faster

LEFT 4 DeAd is soo FUN ahaha but i'll nvr play it alone... ♥ says:
*LOL

There is a plan to make this all right. says:
*get it

LEFT 4 DeAd is soo FUN ahaha but i'll nvr play it alone... ♥ says:
*YEAH
*MAKE SENSE

Anyways im dreading my competition which is coming in 3 weeks time, and im soo aware of the intensive training im going to face during the arrival of the new term, OMG IM TERRIFIED!!!!
AND BECAUSE OF THAT ill give you a joke.

JOKKKEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
laugh lar..........isit it funny.......

OMG today's prank was a total failure!!!!!!! HOW on earth did Nicole know that we are going to prank about her.... Dang, i had to go through all the emotional distress just to get that shit. It was soo not satisfying, i was given that love letter written by andrew which was SOO mushy that it made my pants drop and my mouth gawk. I was made to pass this letter to nicole, and dude it sucks big time ok. And worst still when nicole came she went like :" OKOK wads the prank about, its gonna be something exciting right? Are you gonna kneel down and lick my toes or wad?" HAHA damn funny.

Anyways i totally wasted my day today, im feeling very down and out during the last few days of the holidays, i can't bear to let it go~~~When the holidays are gone, there will not be anymore MSN talks with frens, no more gaming marathons, and worst of all, intensive training, massive homework and more exam stresss. Actually what is worst is that Andrew might not be able to chat with me anymore ): His exams are in 5 weeks time, mid year mind you...

My nephew came my house today again, hes just 12 years old but quite short for his height though. We played left for dead together and dude he sucks man, the zombies were wacking him from behind and ironically he spammed his SMG(sub machine gun) in front hahahaha, it is a damn joke LOL. Anyways I told him in his face " YOU SUCK!!!" hahaha i hope he knows what im talking about.

HAHA anyways i was browsing through facebook today and i saw andrew tagging me in some notes thing. i replied his note with a load of crap haha

what i wrote to andrew:

Dear Ailing i have nothing to say to you....................
you have a nice LOL.......
you make me die........
you should go and die too..........
someday i will die............ Read More
you+me= GG
IF i saw u know i dunno wad i will do....
I WANNE do something to u........ROFLMAO
If i would sing you a song it would be JENNY, the click five LOL
WE could" i dunno wad to do" under the stars.
LOVE,
Jenny
PS( THIS IS LAMELAR)
AND ur soo gonna write it for me k, dun crap like i do^_^


What she wrote to me:

Dear JC,

I LOL at you.
You have a nice zzzzzzz.
You make me LOL.... Read More
You should watch more pb.
Someday I will lend you my pb cd.
You + me = musketeers (wth is GG?).
If I saw you now I'd LOL.
I want to include you in another plan.
I would build a gaming room just for you.
If I could sing you any song it would be yayaya Jenny.
We could LOL under the stars.
Love,
Andrew

(P.S. too bad you cant see the rainbow.)

what moses wrote to me ROFLMAO:

DearJC the noobcake,
I own your ass,
You have a nice ass,
You should clean windows with your ass,
Someday I will chop off your ass and give it to poor people in Africa,... Read More
You + Me = the noobest dota team ever
If I saw you now, I'd squeeze your ass cheeks,
I want to play dota with you now,
I would build a giant ass wiper for you,
If I could sing any song it would be POKER FACE,
We could play dota under the stars,
Love
Moses your pro dota partner

What wenhan wrote to me:

Dear JC the Horny,

I train with you,
You have a nice discus technique,
You make me laugh my balls off,... Read More
Someday I will Throw over 50m,
You + me = FOK's golden batch of '10,
If I saw you now I'd bastard you,
I want to train with you
I would build a brothel just for you.
If I could sing you any song it would be RIGH ROUND.
We could have a BBQ under the stars
Love,
Wen Han the Awesome Retard

(P.S. '10 we better train hard)



THX guys i appreciate the effort for the load of crap you gave me lots of love♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ Although i will appreciate more constructive crap....

Always look on the bright side of life!!!!! Things are not always as smooth sailing as you might think it is, but if you think back and relax, you will realise that there is always a good side to everything. I feel blessed by god with the gift of love from my friends and families, the gift of life , the gift of good health and much more......

It went fine today, i spent almost half the day gaming. I woke up at 8.30 this morning when i slept at 4 am last night, with a mere 4 and a half hour of sleep, i still manage to pull through till now, which is 3am at night LOL. I would like to emphasize on the point that KEVIN TENG IS A SUPERB MUGGER!!!! I saw him waking up early this morning just to do his chinese homework. I was like OMG wth are you doing.

By the way Chieun wei came this afternoon just to play and not staying over. It was such a waste, because Kevin was sad that he has to spend his last night at my house alone again. Chieun wei is such a fun guy to be with too, especially when he goes into his horny BANKAI mode where he goes around with his gay frenzy LAWL. Although we were dissapointed that chieun wei can't bunk over at my place, LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE DUDE!!! HE gave me the game LEFT 4 DEAD. Wow that game is awesomely awesome!!!! Its something like resident evil however you get to play in a group of 4, fighting your way out hordes and hordes of zombies and evil necromicons. I dare say that if you are playing alone, this fright can be as big an impact or even worst than hotel 626 ^_^. SOO why hesitate, grab your assualt rifle and get GOING~~ LOL i sound like some advertiser hahaha.

Although its is quite boring having to keep staring at the computer screen , as in the usual gaming and stuff, look at the bright side!!! My friends came haha and i don't need to spend this staring at the computer sceen alone. Besides, i feel soo fortunate to make good friends with Andrew and Co. HAHA i enjoy the conversations we had even though i do not know them quite well, sought of entertaining.

And last but not least wheres the joke? haha don't worry, BEHOLD~~

Why don't aliens eat clowns?
~ Because they taste funny.

Im blogging at 2am WOW. HAHA today was as lame as usual, i just realised that since Andrew stepped into my life, my life change. For good or for worst that im not soo sure about, however i seem to get lamer and probably more to the negative side in the positive way. Anyways, if you ever see this please don't get angry, cause I feel blessed to have you as a good friend ^_^.

Anyways i found a funny video about this cool guy~~ check it outhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acZc6j6u_tQ ^^ enjoy

IM tired, haha but im not sure why im looking forward to the shit were gonna do this saturday, secret.

YEAH time for a lame joke, too bad im too tired to think about it now soo maybe nxt time

Moody as usual, im beginning to miss SJI even though its only 4 days into the holidays. SJi is like my home, i miss my friends, i miss the teacher, best of all i miss my alma mater ^^. MSN was soo quiet, most of my friends are either off9 sleeping or Dotaing and daoing me even how much i nudge them. To make things worst, Andrew had library stuff today soo she has she can only go on9 at five. Thanks GOD Gregory asked me to dota with him, haha hes such a joke. Our conversations were stupid.

Me: Hi greg, u host the game
Greg: ILL own ur ass
Me: just play first
Greg: shuddup noob ill own ur ass

(went into game)
(My denying owned his)

Greg:ur a noob
Me: wtv

(FIRST BLOOD!)
i drew first blood

Greg: OMG wad a noob
Me: dude i kill u and u said im a noob
Greg: NOOBSHIT

(after 15 minutes into the game)
(KILLING SPREE)

ME:dude i pawned ur ass
Greg: u noob shit
Me: fine brother ur always pro...

Ended the game with 7-1 score, died once cause i rushed into his tower and killed him there.

Anyways, not only was today boring, i also had to endure the hardship of doing chinese. I spent 3 hrs plus trying to complete my chinese tuition's homework, it was such a chore. I was lying on bed, listening to music, smsing to andrew and trying hard to do my work. However, i end up either sleeping, listening to music and stoning, Listening to music and sleeping smsing and sleeping, smsing and stoning....To make things worst, during chinese tuition, i tried to focus, trying hard to concentrate on the stupid comprehension in which im suppose to comprehend.
5minutes later- still stuck at the first paragraph
10minutes later-stuck at the second line
15minutes later-Dude wads the word on the first paragraph last line
30 minutes later- oh i understand it lets proceed to the questions

Total time taken for comprehension----45 minutes

Feeling vexed i tried to put aside all the crap that in me by running. And you know what, i almost died while stretching LOL. even standing up was killing me, ITS just not my day. 30 pushups killed me. 50 situps killed me. 1.6km run pwned my ass...

ANYWAY i have a good joke, one is from FOO CHIEUN WEI THE LAME SHIT who laughs for no reason .

Jack and Jill went up the hill, Jill met a wolf , wad happened nxt?

ANS: i also dunno LOL

(I told this to andrew) Why can't you see an elephant hiding behind a flower?

ANS: cause the elephant hids too well LOL!

Btw i would like to motivate those ppl who feel the same way as me. Its not because life sucks, but its your attitude that sucks if you think that way. If u look at a donut a person with good attitude will say its sweet a person with bad attitude says there is a freaking hole in it. SOO FACE LIFE THE RIGHT WAY ^_^

As usual things didn't turn out well the past 2 days, the same reason- parents. I'm not sure whether other people feel the same but i don't really like my parents for a few reasons, firstly they are super duper naggy, as in they can talk for 2hrs on the same topic and after that, continue their debate all the way, dragging for a few days straight. EVERy simple thing i do either make them unhappy or pissed.
For example
-coming home late from school
- drinking cold water after exercise
-using my computer for too long
- not doing chinese homework
-not clearing my dogs shit
-bathing too late
-skipping meals
-not saying grace before meals
-talking back at them
-not saying goodnight
-not letting them touch me
-for daoing them
-not bathing my dog
-sleeping late (WTF 11pm is called sleeping late)
-Having pimles on my face (dude not like i want them, they said its because i sleep late)
-Messing up my room
-not clearing my Xbox games when im not the one who played them
-leaving my clothes on the floor
-leaving my bags in the hall
-Having naps in the afternoon(they say once i sleep in the afternoon i cant sleep at night)
-wasting chinese tuition teachers time
-going to tuition late
-going to school just on time
-missing the bus
-not drinking enough water
-NOt eating breakfast
-playing violent games ( i mean WTH its not like ill go around chopping people up)

and much more...................

HAHA life sucks i know, but still theres nothing i can do about it but face it with a brighter mindset ^^ its useless getting angry... i get pissed but once i bath everything goes back to normal, my insane self.
ALL thx to Andrew who made my life happier by giving me motivation when im down~~!!

FOR GAMES~
as usual i owned at Dota when im playing with my friends, but got kicked in the asses when playing in public games, not really kicked but this few days im not that focus... DUnno why, sometimes its because of me talking on msn thats y i have to alt-tab soo i die in the process ROFLMAOzzz

GROUP projects
Parents arent the only thing that pisses me off, school homework too. I MEAN dude its just a one week holiday and we have 5 project work(god bless those who are in the same shoes). In the first place i dun even know which group am i in...ANyway im looking forward to this wednesday- or thursday, not confirmed, when my friends will come over to bunk over at my house for project work ( Lucian, Kevin , Zhuojian and FOO CHIEUN WEI-- the traitor who went to NJC and i dunnoe y the hell would he come my house, too extra i think)

ZERO to HERO
Thats the only thing that make me feel good this weekend, that i created a new blog skin hurray!!!!!! Actually i didn't created, i managed to edit it thats all, the html u know. I feel good as im not using any of the templates which are soo unoriginal. To tell you the truth, i dun even know a thing about blogging, but all thx to ANDREW again, she helped me by letting me refer to her html, and with my superb brains and excellent analitical skills, WHALAH...my new blog~~~

OK thats all for today, and ill end it with another joke HURRAY!!!

Which chain of shops sell the most reasonable stuff?

ans:NTUC, cause NTUC fair--price get it?

HURRAY i made a few new friends since the last time i blogged, especially from JIANG education centre, the place where chinese rules. ANDREW :) my new fren made life much more meaningfull, we talked about stupid stuff almost everyday, churning up my lame juice soo that i can create much more potential deadly jokes to NUMB ur brains woots... HAHA... i also got hooked to watching prison break all thanks to ANDREW who forced me into it, and you know what i got from watching prison break, i lEARNT THAT MEGA VIDEO SUCKS yea mega video sucks....... ok thats all im tired anyways not blogging much, found out that blogging is kindof a waste of time, stoning works out better in much more ways... haiz...


AS usual ill end today with a original JC joke, inspired by FOO CHIEUN WEI and it has something to do with our dear e maths

HOW DO U GET logX??
FROM 3 ( get it TREE) hahahhahaa....
OK fine i know it sucks but im trying my best soo face it.