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You're obviously permitted to have a look around, but of course, itchy fingers aren't entertained - so don't take what's not yours. ;)
JOKING around
Sunday, February 8, 2009 @ 9:36 PM

What do you call a sleeping cow? A bulldozer.
Did you know that five out of three people have trouble with fractions?
What do you get when you squeeze an olive? Oliver Twist!
Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of yarn? She had mittens!
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday? "Thanks, I'll never part with it!"
What do you call a parrot wearing a raincoat? Polly Unsaturated
Why did God make only one Yogi Bear? Because when he tried to make a second one he made a Boo-Boo.
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.
When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway.
What do you call a guy who never farts in public? A private tutor.
What do you call two men with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Curt and Rod (curtain rod)
What goes 99-thump, 99-thump? A centipede with a wooden leg.
Why was the man arrested for waiting in the Big Top? He was loitering within tent.
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. (no eye dear) What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes? Still no idea.
What's long, yellow and fruity? An apple in disguise.
What's black white black white black white black white black white...a penguin rolling down the stairs.


acknowledgement~~http://www.parentinghumor.com/activityecenter/jokes/lame.htm

I know im not original..............